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URGENT! Advice required!!

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Permalink Reply by Tim 'tbone' Tapling on September 8, 2008 at 11:05pm: Hahahahahahahahaaaaa !!
Badman !!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by PM Von Kaenel on September 13, 2008 at 8:21am: ROFL! Valve covers are notoriously fiddly - I'd just slap some gaffer tape on the leak.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by PM Von Kaenel on September 13, 2008 at 8:43am: Both of 'em. =o); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Virginia Evans on September 14, 2008 at 5:50pm: Ha, ha, ha!!! You had me going. The laughter of relief is yummy.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bell Tone Easy on October 1, 2008 at 2:43pm: From every motorcycle, and especially a nicely worn one, a little oil must flow. This is my attitude, and I am sticking with it.

But no gasoline, unless it is safely in the combustion chamber, valves set just right, ignition cycle working decently, prepared to explode.

Brakes are really really nice also always.

You very funny man. Thanks for the brilliant story. You had me once. Never do it again! And soon...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by shagpile on December 23, 2008 at 10:01pm: hahahahahah.. jesus.. i was reading this thinkin? who the hell would write this in a forum for all to see?? hahhaha

great stuff!!; ▶ Reply to This