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URGENT! Advice required!!

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Permalink Reply by AFC Radio Chat Room on September 1, 2008 at 5:46pm: Oh Emmett you bastard of course it should go back to the dealer, got to give the feckers something to do mate.
that made me laugh I can tell you I thought you were serious and I couldn't imagine it really.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Emberto Groucho on September 1, 2008 at 6:06pm: My bike is very important to me ;-); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by @nit@ on September 1, 2008 at 7:23pm: Hahaha, Emmet! That's a good one!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lew Bear on September 1, 2008 at 11:15pm: I've heard your missuses new fella is a mechanic, ask him to have a look at it ;-); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jay on September 2, 2008 at 12:34am: It's probably just a gasket Emmet.
You really should tackle the job yourself as it seems you've farmed out enough work already ;-); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Cross the Border on September 2, 2008 at 12:38am: you basa! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jeremy Perron on September 2, 2008 at 2:07pm: Emmet I definitely think you can fix it yourself. just ask your wife to order a new head gasket, and maybe while she is out you can use the kitchen table to fix the engine.

Should she challenge you you can say, well you're having an affair with that mechanic, why not get him to fix it. then you have both situations taken care of...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by john starcluster on September 2, 2008 at 7:48pm: did you write that? if so, great fucking writing buddy!

can i buy your book somewhere?

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